Tard can't curse

My best tard memory comes from elementary school, I was in the 5th grade or so. They used to let them out to recess at the same time as everyone else and even play with the normal kids. As you can imagine, hilarity frequently ensued.

Everyone knew the various tard's names (mostly because the teacher would yell 'so-and-so, stop that!') and habits. Some were naughty, like going around stealing balls and then putting them down their pants, and others were just dumb. Like they'd chase you in circles around a hidey hole climber thing, and then get confused and lost if you got in the hidey hole. Great fun was had. Others were nudists. One of them had a penchant for taking off his pants and running around. I can remember one time both pants and underwear came off and were tossed in the gutter. For some reason they were never reclaimed, and sat there gathering filth for a week.

Anyway, one day I used a particularly foul word while playing a game of soccer and one of the dumber tards heard me and decided to tell the teacher. So I get called over and the teacher asks the tard 'What was the word?' But the tard, who obviously had been told to NEVER say bad words could only say "A bad word!" Teacher: "Yes, but what was it?" Tard: "A BAD WORD!!"

This went on for a couple more minutes before the teacher let me go back to playing the game.